January 2011
1) Cover your stump before you hump
2) Before you attack her, wrap your whacker
3) Don’t be silly, protect your Willie
4) When in doubt shroud you spout
5) Don’t be a loner, cover your boner
6) You can’t go wrong, if you shield your dong
7) If your not going to sack it, go home and whack it
8) If you think she’s spunky, cover your monkey
9) It will be...
@nakayan
…I think so too. FML.
This reminds me of ‘meet the parents’
‘Me and you need to sit down and talk after.’
I love it when Renato tells me I’m not allowed to see my boyfriend until he has a talk to him.
What the fuck are they going to talk about? -_-
I need to get my hands on two pairs of those.
thedjoker:
“NOVAK FUCKING DJOKOVIC!”
The awkward moment when your mom invites your boyfriend to watch the tennis.
I have developed a strong desire to attain my category ABH firearms license.
Don’t know what my mother and father will think of that, but I think shooting would be the ideal sport for me.
You have no idea how hard I’m finding it not knowing where I stand and what you’re thinking right now. I need some closure, I need you to talk to me and tell me what the fuck is going on. We need to sort this shit out.
“There is no such thing as opposites. There is only change.”
– Unknown.
Laka Roba
Lazi il’ ne lazi, samo mi pokazi
postacu zbog tebe laka roba
lazi il’ ne lazi, samo mi pokazi
jednom i to mora da se proba
Reci, molim te, reci, volim te
nije istina, al’ hocu to da cujem ja
Girls with the same face in every picture.
windsorhouse-:
wwiao:
swasdadontloveyou:
poutylips:
nomnomselinaa:
lovefromjennifer:
.
oh god..
MINDFUCK HAHAHA >:))
LOL!
they’re my favourite thing to make
omg
They send each other blank text message just to let one another know they’re alive.
“ I Give Love To Others But I Give Myself Hell ”
– Jewel (via skinnyevilcunt)
Too stubborn or too stupid to give up.
My brother has my boyfriends phone number. This is awkward.
“Where the fuck is the priest?”
Slava.
Welcome to hell.
